WINNER of the "MOC fakies" caption contest, prize Baby Cotton Candy: ********************************************************************* Palm Oasis caption: Mommy Apple Delight; As part of our program for the conservation and relocation of fakies, these ponies have been tranquilized and placed in these containment holders until a suitable environment such as a nursery, playroom or child's toybox can be found. Then we will be able to release them into the wild into their natural habitat. Does anyone have any questions? ***************** honorable mention goes to stardancer for: Mom Apple Delight explains to baby Cotton Candy: "They're not dead sweety, there are in a frozen cybernetic state. The had the Flakie Fakie disease where their hair, skin and painted parts become extremely cheap. We'll unfreeze if we ever find the cure" All entries ************ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Ahrian Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight: "Honey, don't tap the bubble, it upsets the Fakies" Baby Cotton Candy: "Awww, geeez! But it's so much fun!" Mommy Apple Delight: "Just cause they are poor helpless freaks, doesn't mean you should torture them like that. Do it the correct way, let them out and give them to a child who likes to give her ponies 'beauty treatments'!" Baby Cotton Candy: *giggles at the thought of the bald, scribbled on, mutilated Fakies* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Angelkiss Your caption: Apple Delight to BCC: "*sighs sadly* That is what it means to be the little people, my dear." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: autumn berry Your caption: Anti-Fakie Campaigns: Why baby ponies never say, "I want to be a fakie when I grow up!" Name: Autumn Berry Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy: "Dream Style... I hope I never have dreams of this." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Baby Excalibur Your caption: Mummy: "Now you see why they should never experiment on animals?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: BabyNightmare Your caption: M.A.Delight- well, this is the only pink one we have at the moment. If you wait a little longer we have a new shipment of doners coming in a few days. I'm sure you're mother would want her new hair to match yours better. *B.C.Candy nods in agreement, looking in horror at the fakie's colouring.* Name: BabyNightmare Your caption: *during a trip to the zoo* B.C.Candy- do you think my mom would let me get one as a pet? M.A.Delight- having a Fakie as a pet takes a lot of responsibility. You have to walk them, clean up after them and sometimes they die. B.C.Candy- oh. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: baby tootsie Your caption: mommy apple delight- ok this is what a fakie look's like baby cc- oh'my they sure are ugly, I'm happy to be a mlp mommy apple delight- (thinking) "well at least little pony's are honest" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Beachball Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight: Welcome to "Pony Hair-raisers Museum", I'll be your tour guide while you're here. Our first display is a preserved pair that were rumored when they were alive they tapped into people's dreams and fooled around with them, these ponies were given the title "Dream Style". These "Dream Style" ponies were fans of dress-up,keeping their locks weighed down with multicolored beads..." Baby Cotton Candy: How come they didn't know about ear-piercing? Or hair dye so they weren't all one color? Anything would be better than those icky beads, they're lady pleasant not tropical surfer! Did they ever come to a dream block? Can they still tap into dreams even though they passed on?.....They......dream.....pretty.......I hope.....dream.....jewelry.....nightmares....dream...Okay, I'm bored can we see the next display? Mommy Apple Delight: (Warily) Hm? Oh, right. (stifles a yawn) Come this way... *thinks this is gonna be a LONG day* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Beky Your caption: Baby CC: "Ah-ha! I see our new army of clones is coming along excellently! *rubs hooves together* See that blank staring look in their eyes - pure evil! I have you to thank for this, Apple Delight... we can slowly integrate them with the fakie race and watch it collapse from the inside! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAR!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Berry Bright Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight for Pony News: These ponies have been stuck in the store for 20 years. How do you feel? Name: Berry Bright Your caption: Mom Apple Delight: These ponies are trying to break the world record of staying in the package and looking as ugly as they can. Cotton Candy: And there's only one minute left. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Cassey/ Sugarberry mlp Your caption: Mommy AD sees baby cotton candy staring at the MOC fakie ponies.... Mommy AD "sweetie, i think it is time i told you where baby ponies come from" Baby CC looks at Mummy AD with amazement and says "but Mommy these arent baby ponies" Mommy AD "see we were all born in factories... and then put on a card and trapped in a bubble. And we waited for a long time for little children to take us and play with us" baby CC "um, mom.... i already know about this..." Name: Cosmos Your caption: Baby Lickety Split reads... "Dream... Style..." Mummy Apple Delight, "Dream style?? More like nightmare style!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: cranberry muffins Your caption: Mommy apple delight, These ponies are trying to get sold and they've never been opened. Please buy them. "bla bla" What's that? How come they've never been opened? Because the people who bought them, well, when they looked up close, they didn't open them because, they look so, umm... Cotton Candy, Fakie! Mommy Apple Delight, Yeah. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Dazzlestar23 Your caption: BCCandy:So..this is really what happens when you use your fake ID?? MAD: Yup, one fake deserves another...I think we both know fake is not the way to go. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Denise Robertson "Butterscotch" Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight says to Baby Cotton Candy, "Honey, they may be Fakies locked under that plastic bubble, but their need to be loved is real! We should all love one another." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: dragonlady Your caption: Mummy Apple Delight and baby Contton Candy view the Missing Link exhibit at the Pony Museum. Name: dragonlady Your caption: Mummy Apple Delight to Cotton Candy: No dear, the Ponies Out Of Plastic campaign does NOT include fakies! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: DuckySoup Your caption: Baby CC: "Oh no!! It's the Jamaican ponies from outer space!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!!" MOC fakies (stand silently in their bubbles, plotting to destroy the planet) Mommy Apple Delight: "Alright, let's get you home to your mother. And please don't tell her I brought you to the $1 Pony Freakshow at the Carnival.." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Eugeal Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy: Mommy, why are those ladies in the windows? Mommy AD: (to baby CC) Come on, let's go away, don't look at them! (to herself) I should have checked on a tourist guide before taking a child in this part of Amsterdam... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Gaia Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy: You know Apple Delight? I heard that fakies are supposed to look like us! Apple Delight: What?? Were did you hear that??? You shouldn't poison your mind with that kind of rubish! Baby Cotton Candy: But is it true? Apple Delight: I will not tell you about that! Those fakies are a disgrace of the My Little Ponies! Baby Cotton Candy: So they are supposed to look like us! Apple delight: *sign* Name: Gaia Your caption: BLS: Mommy Apple daylight, were do fakies come from? AD: No! I won´t destroy your mind by telling you the evil fakies story! AHHHH *AD runs of screaming* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Fakies: LET US OUT!!! Baby Cotton Candy: Should we? Mommy Apple Delight: Nah, let them suffer. Baby Cotton Candy: Okie! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Little Flitter Your caption: Cotton Candy, "Wow! A My Size Pony! I always wanted one of those,you can comb their hair and they really dance! I saw them on T.V.Can I have one. Please,Please?" Mommy Apple Delight,(rolling her eyes) "Maybe for your birthday. Come one, let's go look at some hair accesories." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: LittleSpiffy Your caption: A somber reminder why ponies shouldn't drink when touring Jamaican toy factories... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: marzipanthecat Your caption: One of the defining moments of the 20th century - My Little Pony meets My Little Phoney. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: melody Your caption: Baby CC: Why can't i ever play with Fizzys great bubbles? Mommy AD: Why?Why?!!! DO you want to end up like those ponies???!!!!!! Name: melody Your caption: Baby CC: Why can't i ever play with Fizzys great bubbles? Mommy AD: Why?Why?!!! DO you want to end up like those ponies???!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Milky Way Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy: "Our fakies are frozen in carbonite. Our modifications to the Satin Slipper have worked perfectly. Mwahahahaha!" Mommy Apple Delight: "Their life signs are stabilizing. Time to get Megan. Mwahahahahaha!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: otherunicorn Your caption: "Wow, look at their beady little eyes!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: BCC, "Uncle Apple Delight come and see Auntie Apple Delights new look." Daddy Apple Delight comes,His face turned white as a sheet (no one could really tell though)and he stumbled off and fainted behind the backcard. Mommy apple D, "What's the matter with him? He didn't even see me." BCC giggling, "I think he thought that pink fakie was your new look." Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: BCC, "Those ponies are saying something." Blue Fakie, "Let's go to the Mall and celebrate later." Pink Fakie,"I love you" BF, "Brush my hair" PF," Let's go to the party at Ken's house" Mommy Apple D,"I think they got their brains switched with some Barbies. Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight, "That's why we need a fashion police." Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: BCC, "Finally we discovered intelligent life from another planet! It seems like they have highly developed technology but a very primitive fashion sense." Mommy Apple D,"Very primitive,We have to awaken them from hypersleep. Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Mommy Apple Delight; As part of our program for the conservation and relocation of fakies, these ponies have been tranquilized and placed in these containment holders until a suitable environment such as a nursery, playroom or child's toybox can be found. Then we will be able to release them into the wild into their natural habitat. Does anyone have any questions? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: PrincessDesertSnow Your caption: "See Baby Cottoncandy, That's what happens to baby ponies who don't eat their Vegetables!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Shaunna88 Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy: "Mummy, Mummy come here quick!!!" (Still staring at the pink pony) Mummy Apple Delight: "Yes dear", Baby Cotton Candy: "I told you there was such a thing as a Michael Jackson pony, now here is proof!!!!" Mummy Apple Delight: "Now dear, don't tease the custom bait". Baby Cotton Candy: "Yes mummy". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: stardancer Your caption: Mom Apple Delight explains to baby Cotton Candy: "They're not dead sweety, there are in a frozen cybernetic state. The had the Flakie Fakie disease where their hair, skin and painted parts become extremely cheap. We'll unfreeze if we ever find the cure" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Starshine Your caption: BCC: "Aunty, what did they do to get in there? MAD: "They tried to impersonate your mummy and Aunty Blue Belle" BCC: "They didn't do it good, did they?" MAD: "No dear, they didn't. Come along now, or you'll have nightmares tonight." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Synique Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy meets the Ponies from the Wrong Side of the Fakie Tracks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: TBuxton Your caption: When strolling through a back alley in Pony Land, Baby Cotton Candy and Mommy Apple Delight happened upon a frightful sight. In the confusion, baby turned to Mommy and said: "Mommy, why aren't they moving?" Mommy Apple Delight paused for a moment, and then replied: "Well, remember when you were making funny ugly faces at Baby Bow Tie last week? I told you that if you kept making ugly faces, that one day your face would stay like that?" "Ooooh, I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore" The irony was not lost on our Baby Cotton candy this day. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Teeny Tiny Little Tabby Your caption: Baby Cotton Candy ponders what her in-laws will look like... Name: Teeny Tiny Little Tabby Your caption: BCC: Ouch! MAD: What, dear? BCC: I bet that really hurt... MAD: What do you mean? BCC: Do you realize how many times they had to be beaten with "The Ugly Stick" to look like that?! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Tina Oostendarp Your caption: SO that's what happens to bad ponies right Auntie Delight? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Trucker Your caption: "Why are those poor ponies locked up?" asked a curious baby Cotton Candy. Mommy Apple Delight nuzzled the little baby and replied, "Its a crime to look that bad, honey." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Unicorn Your caption: Apple Delight and Baby Cotton Candy though the 4th of July Parade in Megans home town would be great until they saw the clowns. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- Name: Vamppire Your caption: Pink Fakie: If this kid doesn't stop staring at me, I swear I'll... Blue Fakie: Calm down.. they may be laughing at us, but look on the bright side.. *we* are still mint on card. They've been manhandled, chewed and dribbled on, thrown across rooms, forced to watch as their friends get shaved bald.. kinda ironic that they're the ones making fun of us. Pink Fakie: Heehee.. good point, Blue.. Maybe we should feel bad for them...? Blue Fakie: ..... Pink Fakie: .... Both: Bwahahaahaa!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----